| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| You thought your money could buy you the world
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| I said hey there, Mr. Burns. | 
| I happen to notice that you don’t have a girl
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| Smithers loves you, Burns. | 
| Why do you ignore him?
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| You gotta keep up the rapport like it’s too important
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| Instead of running away, you should move in toward him
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| But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign
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| We know you’re straight, dude. | 
| I really hate to
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| Say there’s no way anyone else would date you
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| Straight out the gay scene. | 
| How do you face him
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| Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?
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| All he ever wanted to do. | 
| Was spend a little time with you
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns
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| You know you’re worth more to him. | 
| Than all the money you spend
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| I’m thinking maybe you should give him a chance
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| I said hey there, Mr. Burns. | 
| Yeah, so what if he’s a man
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| We know you’re blind, old man, but you can hear me talking
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| You’re always home alone. | 
| You ain’t Macaulay Culkin
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| You ain’t a Flintstone. | 
| Pay no mind
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| To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time
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| And while relationships have their twists and turns
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| You know he’ll never leave you. | 
| Don’t you, Mr. Burns
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| So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy
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| And you can make relations Santa’s Little Helper style
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| All he ever wanted to do. | 
| Was spend a little time with you
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns
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| You know you’re worth more to him. | 
| Than all the money you spend
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns
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| Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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| Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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| Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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| All he ever wanted to do. | 
| Was spend a little time with you
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns
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| You know you’re worth more to him. | 
| Than all the money you spend
 | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns
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| All he ever wanted to do. | 
| Was spend a little time with you
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns
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| You know you’re worth more to him. | 
| Than all the money you spend
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| Hey, Mr. Burns. | 
| Hey, Mr. Burns |