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Data di rilascio: 31.12.1985
Linguaggio delle canzoni: inglese
Quiz Show |
I know you love the quiz shows |
I know you love the quiz shows |
I know you love the quiz shows |
I know you love the quiz shows |
And our final contestant tonight comes from. . |
Where was it again you said you come from? |
An well, it doesn’t mater |
Let’s make him welcome shall we folks? |
Right, here we go — |
A number of questions — |
You provide the correct answers in the allotted time |
And you win a lovely prize |
Are you ready? |
Yep |
Who is the Prime Minister of England? |
Ah, it’s a woman. I know it’s a woman. I think it’s a woman |
Who replaced Terry Wogan on the radio? |
Ah, that’s a suave, slick Scotchman |
I wouldn’t leave him alone with my missus, I know that |
In a sentence, what is the basis for modern thinking in society? |
Star Trek is it? Oh I love the black doll in that show |
What does anaphobic mean? |
Oh now, that’s lucky: I learnt that this morning: |
It’s a hatred of -er- foreign women isn’t it? Ooh, I can’t understand that |
I love women wherever they come from — they’re all nice aren’t they? |
Who wears a blue uniform and is always there if you need help? |
Mother Theresa? |
What is a surrogate mother? |
Ooh, that’s my missus |
She ain’t got two ha’pennies to rub together come Wednesday |
What is the role of the quiz show? |
Cheese was it? No, no, I tell a lie. It was ham in mine |
I can only accept your first answer — sorry |
Who is the Queen of England? |
Oh, it’s a woman. I know it’s a woman. I think it’s a woman |
Who is the leader of the opposition? |
Oh that’s a woman for sure, it’s my missus |
What’s the meaning of the word 'horrendous'? |
A bad woman is it? |
What’s the capital of Italy? |
Oh I know that, it’s -er- Nipples — I — I mean Naples |
Name the four counties in the United Kingdom |
This is easy — England, Scotland, Wales and London |
In a sentence, what do you know about the SDP Liberal Alliance? |
Oh, is that the one my missus goes to where they do flower arranging |
And -er- make wicker baskets and things? |
Oh, there’s some nice women there |
Who is Shirley Williams? |
Oh, she goes there does she? |
Oh yes, she’s good at the flower arranging, so my missus tells me |
Who had a hit record with the song 'Wuthering Heights'? |
Val Doonican is it? No, no, I know it’s a woman though |
Who or what is Dow Jones? |
A womaniser is he? |
What does Danny La Rue do? |
Oh, she dresses up as a man — is that right? |
Well, you’ve done very well. Wendy, bring on the prizes |
Now which would you like to take home with you |
The computer, the TV, the video or the holiday for two in Majorca? |
Ooh, I’ll have Wendy can I? |
I’ve seen 'em do that on the Tele — you know |
The girl brings on the prizes |
And they say «I don’t like the prizes, I’d rather have the girl» |
Alright, you’ve won Wendy, off you go the pair of you |
Thank you for being a marvellous contestant |
Let’s hear it for 'em, shall we? |
Put you hands together and give them a big round warm of women — |
I mean applause |
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows |
Don’t you love the quiz shows? |
I know you love the quiz shows |
The BBC knows you love the quiz shows |
And all the independents know you love the quiz shows |
America taught us to love the quiz shows |
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows |
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows |