| Right now, he’s probably slow dancing
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| With a bleached-blond tramp
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| And she’s probably getting frisky
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| Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink
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| 'Cause she can’t shoot whiskey
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| Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick
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| Showing her how to shoot a combo
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| And he don’t know
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| I dug my key into the side
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| Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
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| Carved my name into his leather seats
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| I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
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| Slashed a hole in all four tires
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| Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
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| Right now, she’s probably up singing some
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| White-trash version of Shania karaoke
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| Right now, she’s probably saying, «I'm drunk»
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| And he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
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| Right now, he’s probably dabbing on
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| Three dollars worth of that bathroom polo
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| Oh, and he don’t know
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| Oh, that I dug my key into the side
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| Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
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| Carved my name into his leather seats
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| I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
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| Slashed a hole in all four tires
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| Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
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| I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl
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| 'Cause the next time that he cheats
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| Oh, you know it won’t be on me
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| No, not on me
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| 'Cause I dug my key into the side
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| Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
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| Carved my name into his leather seats
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| I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
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| Slashed a hole in all four tires
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| Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
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| Oh, maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
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| Oh, before he cheats
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| Oh |