| I tried to tell myself that you’re going through a phase |
| When you really thought that garbage could replace shampoo |
| But, buddy, that’s just not the case |
| You can’t leave trash all over the place |
| So, let’s address the elephant in the room |
| Your smell is so stinky |
| I couldn’t hold my breath if I wanted to |
| Not even an entire bottle of cologne covered up your smell |
| Maybe you should give up |
| Like, whoa, it ain’t a mystery |
| 'Bout how you are so stinky |
| From head to toe, to pinky |
| You try to say it’s windy (It's a fart) |
| And every time you pass on by |
| The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly |
| And I don’t want to be too mean right now |
| But you could use a shower tonight |
| Oh, all the fish in the sea |
| When they catch a whiff, they flop |
| The sharks are fierce and grand, but they will swim to the distant land |
| At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more |
| The skunks give you a nod and wink, they think that you’re their link |
| Yeah |
| When you enter a haunted house, the ghosts get scared and shout for you to get |
| out |
| Must be a superpower for me to be able to smell you before you get in the room |
| I wish it wasn’t true, but there is nothing you can do |
| Like, whoa, it ain’t a mystery |
| 'Bout how you are so stinky |
| From head to toe, to pinky |
| You try to say it’s windy (It's a fart) |
| And every time you pass on by |
| The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly |
| And I don’t want to be too mean right now |
| But you could use a shower tonight |
| Oh, all the fish in the sea |
| When they catch a whiff, they flop |
| The sharks are fierce and grand, but they will swim to the distant land |
| At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more |
| The skunks give you a nod and wink, they think that you’re their link |
| I tried to tell myself that you’re going through a phase |
| When you really thought that garbage could replace shampoo |
| But, buddy, that’s just not the case |
| You can’t leave trash all over the place |
| Like, whoa, it ain’t a mystery |
| 'Bout how you are so stinky |
| From head to toe, to pinky |
| You try to say it’s windy (It's a fart) |
| And every time you pass on by |
| The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly |
| And I don’t want to be too mean right now |
| But you could use a shower tonight |
| So, let’s address the elephant in the room |
| Your smell is so stinky |
| I couldn’t hold my breath if I wanted to |
| 'Cause not even an entire bottle of cologne covered up your smell |
| Maybe you should give up |