| Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
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| Tick tick tock, this is my wife
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| Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
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| Tick tick tock, this is my KNIFE!
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| Tick tick tock, this is the way I walk
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| Tick tick tock, this is my life
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| Trying so hard to be approachable
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| I’m a nice guy, underneath it all
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| You know, you know, know I’m not a violent guy
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| But when driven, I will react
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| And no, I don’t want to scare the friend I’ve made
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| I don’t want to rain on your parade
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
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| Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
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| Tick tick tock, this is my wife
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| Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
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| Tick tick tock, this is my KNIFE!
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| Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock (x20)
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| Tick tick, tock… tock! |