| Rub a dub tub, two men in a tub |
| And who do you think they’d be? |
| Osamo and Georgie laying down plans |
| To fuck-up you and me |
| Georgie Pordgie, pudding and pie |
| Sent some bombs to make you die |
| When your children couldn’t play |
| Georgie Pordgie whacked away |
| Mother gooses me, mother gooses you |
| Life’s a nursery rhyme, so what else is new? |
| You’re fucking me, I’m fucking you |
| What else is new? What else is new? |
| Eenie meenie minie moe |
| Catch a martyr by his toe |
| If he pulls the pin you’ll know |
| You’ve been fucked by Osamo |
| Mother gooses me, mother gooses you |
| Life’s a nursery rhyme, so what else is new? |
| You’re fucking me, I’m fucking you |
| What else is new? What else is new? |