| What did you do on election day, |
| Oh, dear brother of mine? |
| What did you do on election day, |
| My darlin' brother? |
| I kicked the pamphlets off the porch an' |
| Read the latest Forbes and Fortune, |
| Went to work on my tan, |
| Felt distinctly disenfranchised, |
| Threw my Bee Gees records away. |
| That’s what I did on election day. |
| That’s what I did last Tuesday. |
| What did you do on election day, |
| Oh, dear sister of mine? |
| What did you do on election day, |
| My darlin' sister? |
| I met the girls at the courts, |
| Wrote a note to Arnold Schwarzenegger, |
| Caught up on my soaps, |
| Pinched my cheeks and dashed my hopes, |
| Threw my sample ballot away. |
| That’s what I did on election day. |
| That’s what I did last Tuesday. |
| What did you do on election day, |
| Oh, dear father of mine? |
| What did you do on election day, |
| My darlin' daddy? |
| I cashed my check and cleaned my gun, |
| Read Cal Thomas and the funnies, |
| Made a payment on my plot, |
| Thought a thought I’ve since forgotten, |
| Threw my recycling buckets away. |
| That’s what I did on election day |
| That’s what I did last Tuesday. |
| What did you do on election day, |
| Oh, dear cousin of mine? |
| What did you do on election day, |
| My distant cousin? |
| I voted! — «What?!» |
| I voted Yes on A-B-C |
| No on W-X-Y-Z |
| Tore my stub, drove home and then, |
| Back to the polls and voted again… |
| And again, and again… |
| Once for everyone who stayed away, |
| That’s what I did last Tuesday. |
| Otherwise a real slow news day. |