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Ten Points For A Razor Scooter

Ten points for a Razor scooter
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Double if it’s not a kid
Smash a pumpkin, kill a Heidi (celebrity's worth a fiver)
Hit anyone on reality TV (call it «Non-Survivor»)
Three points for a pagan worshipper (four if they go to heaven)
Five points for a world business leader (plus six for S Eleven)
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Ten points for a Razor scooter
Double if it’s not a kid
There’s no point to this world, let’s make that clear
But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere
Tell the cops, «He just came out of nowhere»
One point for road rage tailgaiters
Two for custom license platers
You get three for the Beamer driving ponce
Four for a limo full of debutantes
Five for the remade retro classic
Six for the original while we’re at it
Seven if it’s open-top, red and sporty
Bonus if the driver’s over forty
Eight for bumper sticker teasers
Remember to honk if you love Jesus
We must observe equal opportunity
Put the pedal to the metal
And hit everybody