| Kanta Bai mere kamre mein chupke chupke aayi |
| Main to kar raha tha padhai kyon aayi kyon aayi |
| Kanta Bai mere kamre mein chupke chupke aayi |
| Main to kar raha tha padhai kyon aayi, kyon aayi? |
| Bina bole! |
| ILU ILU kehndi model town ch rendi kehndi |
| Marjaneya chalade na ac boht garmi pendi |
| Bittu kee kehndi? |
| (Oh teri behen di!) |
| Mumma ILU ILU kehndi |
| Kehndi din shaniwar da dil vaaja marda |
| Dahi bhalla khaungi Mangal Bazaar da |
| Magal Bazaar se hoke jaana sector chaar mein |
| Jitthe rehendi Ae saheli meri Sharda |
| Haha. pata hai phir ki kehndi? |
| Kehndi zaalima Coca Cola pilade pilade pilade |
| Ohde nek ni lage iraade iraade iraade |
| Mainu kehndi tera number de |
| Mazze le ishq samandar de |
| Idhar udhar na dekh tu bijli girade meri kamar pe |
| Kehti sang mein so jaate hain |
| Baby mujhko neend hai aayi |
| Kanta Bai mere kamre mein chupke chupke aayi |
| Kehti pakdo na kalaai kyon aayi, kyon aayi? |
| Bina bole! |
| Banda main seedha saadha hoon |
| Kisi ko bhi na main satata hoon |
| Sundar ladki jo pooche |
| Khudko single hi main batata hoon |
| Kyonki single rehte rehte maine jingle bell bajayi |
| Kanta Bai mere kamre mein yehi dekhne aayi |
| Kaise hoti hai padaai |
| Kyon aayi, kyon aayi? |
| Bina bole! (Sahi hai beta!) |
| Kanta Bai mere kamre mein bikni pehan ke aayi |
| Zara bhi na sharmayi |
| Aaj raat ko pakka tootegi charpayi bhai |