| If I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d help you, yes I would |
| An' if I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d be there if I could |
| Well those in the know would have you believe |
| That the jackdaw is bad an' he steals |
| He’s a symbol of darkness, a crow, the devil’s own |
| An' the poet Laureate don’t like 'em |
| An' Alfred Hitchcock didn’t like 'em |
| An' it’s a pretty safe bet that you don’t like 'em |
| Well let me tell you something, I love 'em |
| An' if I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d help you, yes I would |
| An' if I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d be there if I could |
| But those in the know they’ll scoff an' they’ll say |
| If you were a sparrow or a robin you’d despise jackdaws |
| They steal your eggs an' eat your babies |
| Well I’ve thought about this an' I’ll tell you |
| There might be a few rogue jackdaws |
| But they get their comeuppance, most care |
| If one in the flock gets left behind or set upon |
| Others return to help and secure its safety and well-being |
| An' I’ll tell you something, I love 'em |
| An' if I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d help you, yes I would |
| An' if I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d be there if I could |
| An' I’ll tell you something else what a jackdaw told me |
| «Your pecking order’s all wrong», he said |
| «You're burning your book and soon you’ll be no better |
| Than the fish in the sea |
| Listen to me» |
| An' if I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d help you, yes I would |
| An' if I was a born again jackdaw |
| You know I’d be there and I would |