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Linguaggio delle canzoni: inglese
Celebrity Stalker |
| Hi my name is Stu, I got a problem to share |
| It’s kind of personal you probably won’t care |
| See — I’m in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher |
| Heh, I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho’s hair |
| Kathy Bates and Edie Falco? Now there’s a pair |
| My psychotherapist says I should clear the air |
| For the average boy or girl, this might be a shocker |
| Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker |
| Hold up, doc~! You know I got some problems too |
| My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew |
| I like to watch the telly, especially late at night |
| My favorite show to stroke to, gotta be «Facts of Life» |
| Fuck Lindsay Lohan! Give me Mindy Cohn! |
| And Tootie’s juicy booty, now that’s a blow jam |
| Whoa man, yo man I’ma grin and bear it |
| I got a website fan page for that hooker Mrs. Garrett |
| I love her, and she loves me |
| Why does she call police? |
| Stalker, I ain’t no stalker, stalker |
| I wanna slam Fran, hell she can be my nanny |
| Star Jones too huh, I’d like to hit that fanny |
| Marcia Marcia Marcia! You can have her, I’ll take Alice |
| Cause she clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas |
| Victoria Principal, you can call me to your office |
| Better make it quick cause I’ll tell you «Who the Boss» is |
| It’s Mona (MONA!) Now leave me the hell alone-ah |
| I’ma go to the corner, talk to Stu, I got a boner |
| Back to Stu Stoner, doc this shit ain’t cool |
| I almost drowned in Delta Burke’s pool |
| I be sittin in school, covered in drool |
| Dreamin of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul |
| «Straight up now» I told her that my love wasn’t fake |
| She wasn’t havin it, the cold-hearted snake |
| It ain’t easy, people think I’m sleazy |
| I’ve been watchin TV Land, jerkin off to Weezie |
| (To Wheezie?~!) Fo' scheezy, nothin more would please me |
| To get Miss Cleo, down on her kneezy |
| I can’t wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt |
| Now please don’t tease me |
| Stalker! La la la la la la la |
| La la la la la la la |
| La la la la la la la |
| La la la la la la la |
| Comin after you girl |
| Yeah girl we’re comin straight after you |
| Goin through your garbage cans |
| Goin through your trash girl |
| Find a banana peel |
| Yeah man, even your laundry |
| All we wanna do is just love you |
| Just wanna snuggle wit’cha |
| Hey are your parents traffic instructors |
| Cause you got fine written all over you |