Testi Jesse Showed Up - Johnny Rebel

Jesse Showed Up

Grocery store\nThree niggers inside\nThe store ain’t open\nIt’s the middle of the night\nAlarm goes off\nThe cops show up\nThey caught 'em red-handed\nPut 'em in handcuffs\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nJesse showed up\nJesse showed up\nWouldn’t you know it\nJesse Jackson showed up\nHe had a bunch of porch monkeys\nPraisin' his name\nWhile he preached and he hollered\nAnd he passed the blame\nAnd said:\n«Them niggers wasn’t stealin' when they got caught. They was only doin' some\nshoppin' just like I thought. White man should never store there it’s all his\nfault.»\nAnd they all got excited\nWhen Jesse showed up\nElection time\nA new president\nAl Gore never wins\nSo the niggers all went\nThe checks were counted\nAnd counted again\nThey counted three times\nBut they still didn’t win\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nJesse showed up\nJesse showed up\nWouldn’t you know it\nJesse Jackson showed up\nHe had a bunch of porch monkeys\nPraisin' his name\nWhile he preached and he hollered\nAnd he passed the blame\nAnd said:\n«Listen you niggers I think we’ve been had. If we lose this election it’s gonna\nbe bad. And it’s the white man’s fault 'cause he stole all the checks.»\nAnd they all got excited\nWhen Jesse showed up\nSomething’s gonna happen\nOne of these days\nIf Jesse Jackson don’t start\nMendin' his ways\nHe’s gonna keep stirrin'\nThe niggers up\n'Til the white man says\nEnough is enough\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nAnd then…\nThe Klan’ll show up\nThe Klan’ll show up\nAll dressed in white\nThey’re gonna show up\nHe’s gonna be sorry\nFor struttin' his stuff\nHell’s gonna break loose\nWhen the Klan shows up\nAnd they’ll say:\n«Jackson, what do you mean causin' all this trouble? It’s up yours nigger,\nwe gonna pop your bubble. We gonna break it off in ya, and stick it in double.\nSo just watch yourself Jesse\nWhen this Klan shows up\nYou’d better watch yourself Jesse\nWhen the Klan shows up