| Aye kutte. |
| Idiot… |
| Hat teri to. |
| Ek chanta maar ke na tera muh suja doongi main |
| Chor, lukkha, luchcha, ganda |
| Chor hai tu, luchcha hai tu |
| Had se bada tuchcha hai tu |
| Chor hoon main, luchcha hoon main |
| Had se bada tuchcha hoon main |
| Hat. kabhi dekha hai tune sheeshe mein khud ko |
| Akal se khachchar, shakal se bandar |
| Harkatein hain gundon wali |
| Baaton se tu hai mawaali |
| Harkatein hain gundon wali |
| Baaton se main hoon mawaali |
| Lafanga pukaare ya gunda mawaali |
| Mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali |
| Shutup. ok you shutup hu. |
| Lafanga pukaare ya gunda mawaali |
| Mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali |
| Ho. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |
| Arre mar jaake kahin |
| Haaye. |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |
| Joker lagta hai joker |
| Diye ja bhale duniya bhar ke udaaharan |
| Tu khud jaanti hai ke tere hi kaaran |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |
| Tu baaz nahi aayega na. |
| Arre tujh jaise satrah sau paisath takarte hain |
| Ginti sikhata hai kise |
| Had paar karne ki koshish agar ki to |
| Chappal se maaroongi tujhe |
| Yeh aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi hai |
| O meri jaanu… oo. |
| Yeh aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi hai |
| Sharafat mere palle padti nahi hai |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri… |
| Gayi meri mat maari |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari ha. |
| Hoye… |
| Waise. |
| Buddhi tujhe to aadhi mili thi |
| Woh aadhi bhi sad gayi. sad gayi. |
| Thoda body bachi thi |
| Woh bhi isak ki beemari mein pad gayi. pad gayi. |
| Na body ki chinta na khaane ki sudh hai… |
| Na body ki chinta na khaane ki sudh hai… |
| Na din ka pata hai ke Mangal hai Buddh hai |
| Ke. maari maari maari. gayi meri… ae… |
| [Arre yeh maari maari maari kya laga rakha hai |
| Bada dheeth re hai tu, nahi maanega. o. chhamiya |
| Koi bataayega ke iska kya karoon] |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |
| O. maari maari maari. gayi meri mat maari |