| Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown
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| They say I’m the cutest boy in town
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| My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
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| I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
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| Here I am at a famous school
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| I’m dressin' sharp 'n' I’m actin' cool
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| I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
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| Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I’ll rape her
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| Oh God I am the American dream
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| I do not think I’m too extreme
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| An' I’m a handsome son of a bitch
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| I’m gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
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| (Get a good
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| Get a good
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| Get a good
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| Get a good job)
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| Women’s Liberation
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| Came creepin' across the nation
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| I tell you people I was not ready
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| When I f**** this d**e by the name of Freddie
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| She made a little speech then,
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| Aw, she tried to make me say «when»
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| She had my b**** in a vise, but she left the d***
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| I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
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| Oh God I am the American dream
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| But now I smell like Vaseline
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| An' I’m a miserable son of a bitch
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| Am I a boy or a lady, I don’t know which
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| (I wonder wonder
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| Wonder wonder)
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| So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
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| I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
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| Got a job doin' radio promo
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| An' none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
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| Eventually me 'n' a friend
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| Sorta drifted along into S&M
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| I can take about an hour on the tower of power
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| 'Long as I gets a little golden shower
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| Oh God I am the American dream
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| With a spindle up my b*** till it makes me scream
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| An' I’ll do anything to get ahead
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| I lay awake nights sayin', «Thank you, Fred!»
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| Oh God, oh God, I’m so fantastic!
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| And my name is Bobby Brown
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| Watch me now, I’m goin down,
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| And my name is Bobby Brown
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| Watch me now, I’m goin down, etc. |