| Standing in the dock at Southampton
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| Trying to get to Holland or France
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| The man in the mac said, «You've got to turn back»
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| You know they didn’t even give us a chance
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| Christ, you know it ain’t easy
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| You know how hard it can be The way things are going
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| They’re going to crucify me Finally made the plane into Paris
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| Honey mooning down by the Seine
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| Peter Brown called to say, «You can make it okay
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| You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain»
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| Christ, you know it ain’t easy
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| You know how hard it can be The way things are going
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| They’re going to crucify me Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
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| Talking in our beds for a week
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| The newspapers said, «Say what you doing in bed?»
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| I said, «We're only trying to get us some peace»
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| Christ, you know it ain’t easy
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| You know how hard it can be The way things are going
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| They’re going to crucify me Saving up your money for a rainy day
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| Giving all your clothes to charity
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| Last night the wife said, «Oh boy, when you’re dead
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| You don’t take nothing with you but your soul, think»
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| Made a lightning trip to Vienna
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| Eating chocolate cake in a bag
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| The newspapers said, «She's gone to his head
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| They look just like two gurus in drag»
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| Christ, you know it ain’t easy
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| You know how hard it can be The way things are going
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| They’re going to crucify me Caught an early plane back to London
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| Fifty acorns tied in a sack
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| The men from the press said, «We wish you success
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| It’s good to have the both of you back»
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| Christ, you know it ain’t easy
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| You know how hard it can be The way things are going
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| They’re going to crucify me The way things are going
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| They’re going to crucify me |