| Are you blind when you’re born? | 
| Can you see in the dark?
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| Dare you look at a king? | 
| Would you sit on his throne?
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| Can you say of your bite that it’s worse than your bark?
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| Are you cock of the walk when you’re walking alone?
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| Because jellicles are and jellicles do Jellicles do and jellicles would
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| Jellicles would and jellicles can
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| Jellicles can and jellicles do When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?
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| Are you tense when you sense there’s a storm in the air?
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| Can you find your way blind when you’re lost in the street?
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| Do you know how to go to the heaviside layer?
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| Because jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles do and jellicles can
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| Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles do and jellicles can
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| Jellicles can and jellicles do Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
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| Familiar with candle, with book, and with bell?
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| Were you Whittington’s friend? | 
| The Pied Piper’s assistant?
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| Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?
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| Are you mean like a minx? | 
| Are you lean like a lynx?
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| Are you keen to be seen when you’re smelling a rat?
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| Were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx?
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| If you were, and you are, you’re a jellicle cat
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze
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| We can turn double somersaults, bounce on a tire
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| We can run up a wall, we can swing through the trees
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| We can balance on bars, we can walk on a wire
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| Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Can you sing at the same time in more than one key?
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| Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss?
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| And can you (as cats do) begin with a 'C'?
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| That always triumphantly brings down the house?
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| Jellicle cats are queen of the nights
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| Singing at astronomical heights
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| Handling pieces from the 'Messiah'
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| Hallelujah, angelical Choir
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| The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity
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| Round the cathedral rang 'Vivat'
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| Life to the everlasting cat!
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| Feline, fearless, faithful and true
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| To others who do-what
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| Jellicles do and jellicles can
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| Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicle cats sing jellicle chants
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| Jellicles old and jellicles new
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| Jellicle song and jellicle dance
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Practical cats, dramatical cats
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| Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
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| Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats
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| Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats
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| Romantical cats, Pedantical cats
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| Critical cats, parasitical cats
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| Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
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| Statistical cats and mystical cats
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| Political cats, hypocritical cats
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| Clerical cats, hysterical cats
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| Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
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| But the cats are not alone. | 
| Humans (the audience) are present
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| in the cats’private world. | 
| The cats are at first reluctant and
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| suspicious to include others in their domain.
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| There’s a man over there with a look of surprise
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| As much as to say well now how about that?
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| Do I actually see with my own very eyes
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| A man who’s not heard of a jellicle cat?
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| MAN:
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| What’s a jellicle cat?
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| ALL (Echoing):
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| What’s a jellicle cat? |