Testi Mi Goreng Kings - Complete, Bitter Belief, Greeley

Mi Goreng Kings

Check it out, check it out
All I know is that it tastes so good, I can never really help myself
All I know is that it tastes so good, I don’t give a fuck about my health
Mmmmm, Yeah
I’m like nom nom nom
It’s the Mi Goreng king or the Wonton Don
You see we got a strong bond & I’m such an addict
I would fuck a packet with no condom on, cause that’s real love
I think it’s time that we tie the knot
Cause when I buy it I’m only buying it by the box
I see somebody reaching for it I just fight em off
If you’re in my aisle I start a riot inside the shops
I got some fried Shallots & some Chorizo, these both go inside the pot whil
it’s hot
& speaking of heat, I need to complet it without sauce
Nah not yours, got that beast mode of course
Drop jaws with the way I make it so take it or leave it
My Indonesian flavours are sacred & making a statement
So savour the taste & be amazed at the way me & my Mi Goreng is undebatably
ranked as the greatest
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng
Yes we can make it for you
For you
For you
For you)
Tell Bitter & Complete, let the water drain & kick back
Kinda like em dry & I don’t wanna have to sip that
The calories in it match even to a Big Mac
But the number five is odd to me, I want a six pack
Non-stop, this ain’t a pop song tune
Cause we bringing heat more often than a Crockpot do
Have you got stock noodles for my Wonton soup?
I have no pics of naked women but I got hot nudes (True)
Woolies & Coles brands are nothing but a tragedy
Any imitation that is made is blatant blasphemy
If you don’t think you need some Indomie, the fantasy you’re living in’s about
to take a turn into reality
Fuck a packet we need a pallet or two
A swimming pool then cook em till the capacity’s full
Three kings on a mission in a ravenous mood
Travelling through, hunting noodles we can manage to chew, yo
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng
Yes we can make it for you
For you
For you
For you)
Whether your pronounce it, Mi Goreng or mi Gor-ing
Any other meal on the menu just seems boring
& we all in, we ain’t gonna quit
Till we get a sponsorship just based on this recording
Cause each dish is delicious so to me this is gourmet
Fuck what you’re eating on your plate
I’m balling on a budget so I ordered it for supper
& don’t think cause it’s cheap shit, it means we’ve got poor taste (Nope)
Peep the jingle & proceed to sing & don’t you even think of interfering with my
seasoning
My girl said to be the king, I’ll need some bling
But how can I propose when I can only afford a Mi Goreng
See if I’m truthful, I’m frugal so I always gotta have a spoonful
It’s crucial, & if you don’t like it then screw all you fools
You can eat a dick & two balls like noodles, haha
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng
Yes we can make it for you
For you
For you
For you)
You know I’m having it for brekky, brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert (Yeah)
It only takes a couple minutes at worst
& three packets is the minimum serve & if it is stirred properly then it’s
gonna be delicious to slurp
Is it absurd to add a bit of chicken & herbs?
It’s like my frying pan’s rude cause it’s flipping the bird
The scissors emerge, you open two packets of chilli
But that is just silly unless you’re a beginner, you give it a third (Word)
Like a million meegz, eaters can be knee deeper in chilli than Brazilian Heat
seekers
The key keepers the brilliant feed leaders
Think about that when you’re grilling your cheese pizzas
Still it is the cheapest you’ll ever eat coast to coast
Add some egg indeed, let it heat, poke the yoke
Add some shredded meat then it’s sweet so I hope
The day i do it’s from an MSG overdose
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings
(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng
Yes we can make it for you
For you
For you
For you)
Mi Goreng
Heh
Fattened dough