| So there I was, over in Paris | 
| Eating wine and drinking cheese | 
| And this guy comes up to me and he says | 
| «Where are you from?» | 
| Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada» | 
| And he says «Zoot Allure, mon Dieu, you are from Canada? | 
| Do you play hockey?» | 
| And I says «Do I play hockey? | 
| Well, I play Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn Hockey, Bubble Hockey, Field hockey, | 
| Floor hockey, Ice hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey, Roller hockey, | 
| Table hockey, Twist hockey | 
| And I play hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, | 
| hockey, | 
| hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey all the time! | 
| Take shots! | 
| So there I was way out in California | 
| And this guy comes up to me and he says | 
| «Where are you from dude?» | 
| Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada» | 
| And he says «Wow! | 
| Where are you from dude?» | 
| And I says «Look I’m from Canada» | 
| And he says «Wow. | 
| If you’re from Canada? | 
| Do you like, play hockey?» | 
| And I says «Do I play hockey? | 
| So there I was way down under in Australia | 
| And this guy comes up to me and he says | 
| «Where are you from?» | 
| Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada» | 
| And he says «Do right, honey child. | 
| If you’re from Canada? | 
| Do you play hockey?» | 
| And I says «Do I play hockey? | 
| He shoots. | 
| He scores! |