| Peel me a grape
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| Crush me some ice
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| Skin me a peach
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| Save the fuzz for my pillow
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| Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
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| You’ve got to wine me and dine me
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| Don’t try to fool me; | 
| bejewel me
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| Either amuse me, or lose me
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| I’m getting hungry, peel me a grape
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| Pop me a cork, french me a fry
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| Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
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| Chill me some wine, keep standin' by
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| Just entertain me, champagne me
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| Show me you love me, kid glove me
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| Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
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| I’m getting hungry, peel me…
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| Here’s how to be an agreeable chap
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| Love me and leave me in luxury’s lap
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| Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
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| When I say «do it», jump to it
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| Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
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| Cut me a rose make, my tea with the petals
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| Just hang around, pick up the tab
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| Never out think me, just mink me
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| Polar bear rug me, don’t bug me
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| New Thunderbird me, you heard me
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| I’m getting hungry, peel me a grape
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| Slowly
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| Here’s how to be an agreeable chap
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| Love me and leave me in luxury’s lap
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| Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
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| When I say, «do it»…
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| Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
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| Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
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| Just hang around, pick up the tab
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| Never out think me, just mink me
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| Polar bear rug me, don’t bug me
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| New Thunderbird me, you heard me
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| I’m getting hungry
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| Peel me a grape
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| Peel me
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| Peel me a grape |