| Boy, you listen to your old Pappy
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| Yeah, Pappy
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| And stop drinking so much
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| I’m, I’m ain’t been doing so much drinking, Pappy
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| Shut up, boy! | 
| You drink all day and you drink all night
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| And son you know that, that ain’t right
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| Oh Pappy, you just give me a chance, I, I can, I
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| Shut up, boy! | 
| Boy, you’re lookin' thin as a twig
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| I know that
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| Look liked your dear old Pappy you’re about to blow your wig
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| Oh I’m gonna blow my wig, Pappy
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| What’s the use of getting sober
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| When you’re gonna get drunk again
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| Oh, Sam done something fine
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| When he bought that good whiskey, beer and wine
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| I love my whiskey and I love my gin
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| Every time you see me I’m in my sin
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| So what’s the use of getting sober
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| When you’re gonna get drunk again
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| I went out last night about half past one
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| Thought I’d whoop it up a little and have some fun
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| I got me a half pint about half past two
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| Mmm, mmm, the way I was feeling you know what I wanna do
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| Got me a pint about half past four
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| Felt so good, went out and got me some more
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| Got me a quart about half past five
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| Boy, that was so nice didn’t know if I was dead or alive
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| So what’s the use of getting sober
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| If you’re gonna get drunk again
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| Oh, Sam done something fine
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| When he bought that good whiskey, beer and wine
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| I love my whiskey and I love my gin
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| Every time you see me I’m in my sin
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| So what’s the use of getting sober
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| When you’re gonna get drunk again
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| Well I’ve been thinking
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| But I keep drinking
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| I guess I’m 'bout lose my mind |