| Well, I just get in my slippers and I light up my pipe |
| Sit down in my easy chair and fill the thing up right |
| I hear somebody holler and I jump to my feet |
| Go take out the garbage or you’re gonna hear from me |
| Slave lover, umm umm, slave lover |
| She’d tell me not to wait, don’t you hesitate |
| Slave lover, that’s what I am. |
| She sent me upstairs, downstair looking for her brother |
| Uptown, downtown looking for her mother |
| People think I’m buggy 'cause I’m lost like a lamb |
| Won’t you tell me baby, who do you think I am |
| Slave lover, umm umm, slave lover. |
| She treats me so unfair, she says that I’m a square |
| Slave lover, that’s what I am. |
| Well, I go turn out the light and then I jump in bed |
| I got to get up early 'cause that’s what she said |
| I go to church on Sunday and I hurry home fast |
| I just get through the door and she says take out the trash |
| Slave lover, umm umm, slave lover |
| She tells me not to wait, don’t you hesitate |
| Slave lover, that’s what I am. |
| She sent me upstairs, downstair looking for her brother |
| Uptown, downtown looking for her mother |
| People think I’m buggy 'cause I’m lost like a lamb |
| Won’t you tell me baby, who do you think I am |
| Slave lover, umm umm, slave lover |
| She treats me so unfair, she says that I’m a square |
| Slave lover, that’s what I am. |
| Slave lover that’s what I am |
| Slave lover that’s what I am |
| Slave lover that’s what I am |
| Slave lover that’s what I am… |