Testo Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

the french were bred to die for love
they delight in fighting duels
but i prefer a man who lives
and gives expensive jewels.
a kiss on the hand may be quite continental
but diamonds are a girls best friend.
a kiss may be grand but it wont pay the rental
on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.
men grow cold as girls grow old
and we all lose our charms in the end.
but square cut or pear shaped
these rocks dont lose their shape
diamonds are a girls best friend
…tiffany's…cartier…
talk to me harry, winston, tell me all about it!
there may come a time when a hard boiled emploer
things you’re awful nice
but get that ice or else no dice
he’s your guy when stocks are high
but beware when they start to descend,
it’s then that those louses go back to their spouses
diamonds are a girls best friend.
i’ve heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
but diamonds are a girls best friend,
and i think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
are better bets if little pets get big bag gifts.
time rolls on and youth ise gone
and you cant straighten up when you bend
but stiff back of stiff knees
you stand straight at tiffanys
diamonds… diamonds…
-i dont mean rock salt-
but diamonds, are a girls best friends!