| I don't think that you're evil |
| But do you have to be bad to me? |
| Life could be really simple |
| Life could be really nice |
| But instead you're a dick |
| You're a dick |
| You're a dick |
| Why are you a dick to me? |
| That's the million-dollar question |
| Driving away |
| While you get rock hard like a porn star |
|
| (Ba-da-ba-bah) |
|
| You see the difference |
| Is that we're just two normal people |
| This ain't a drama |
| If you keep it up, there'll be no sequel |
| You're getting nowhere fast |
| If you keep on talking shit like that |
|
| (You wanna rock out with your cock out!) |
| Then say you didn't |
| (I guess that's just how life is) |
| It simply isn't |
| Maybe the truth is a rabbit in a bush |
| But sometimes proof is a bushfire |
|
| All the same |
| You're a dick |
| You're a dick |
| You're a dick |
| Why are you a dick to me? |
| That's the million-dollar question |
| Driving away |
| You play yourself hard like a guitar |
|
| (Ba-da-ba-bah) |
|
| You see the difference |
| Is that we're just two normal people |
| This ain't a drama |
| If you keep it up, there'll be no sequel |
| You're getting nowhere fast |
| If you keep on talking shit like that |
|
| How can you say |
| "Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby |
| Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby..." |
| That's the million-dollar question |
| Driving away |
|
| (Ba-da-ba-bah) |
|
| You see the difference |
| Is that we're just two normal people |
| This ain't a drama |
| If you keep it up, there'll be no sequel |
| You're getting nowhere fast |
| If you keep on talking shit like that |
|