| Bob Al Hashib was a man of the Nile. |
| A fez on his head and a whole lot of style. |
| Shady Rashan liked to kill and to rob |
| And one day without being provoked |
| He killed Bob (And that ain’t right.) |
| Well right in the street Bob lay at Shady’s feet |
| And everyone stared, no one dared to compete. |
| Nobody there dared to compete. |
| Nobody cared when Bob died |
| Nobody cared to try and save him |
| Hey look away pretend like Bob was never there |
| Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly |
| Bob had a bro who loved him dearly |
| Chuck is on his way. |
| Chuck Al Hashib was a man of the sands |
| A fez on his head and a gun in his hands. |
| He had thirty knives in a black bandolier, |
| A bomb in his sock, and a bug in his ear. |
| Bad news travels fast, so did Chuck, so they say. |
| For what Shady did Chuck would make Shady pay. |
| Chuck Al Hashib was on his way. |
| Nobody cared when Bob died |
| Nobody cared to try and save him |
| Hey look away pretend like Bob was never there |
| Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly |
| Bob had a bro who loved him dearly |
| Chuck is on his way. |
| Shady was afraid: he paid assassins to save his ass |
| And they sharpened up their swords, |
| Hawked loogs and roared until Chuck arrived. |
| Slowly across the dunes he came on a camel hard as enamel. |
| He didn’t wait for an invitation, |
| He whipped out his gun and used it well. |
| Well, Chuck spent his slugs on the thugs and killed them dead. |
| He then took his sword and he lopped (ha ha ha) off their heads. |
| Shady Rashan hurled himself at Chuck’s feet |
| Begging for Chuck to please let him go free. |
| But Chuck lit his bomb and he blew Shady up |
| Because Bob was a brother, you see. |
| Nobody cared when Bob died |
| Nobody cared to try and save him |
| Hey look away pretend like Bob was never there |
| Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly |
| Bob had a bro who loved him dearly |
| Chuck is on his way. |
| Chuck is on his way, hey. |