| I need not search for precious gold;
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| Of wealth, I have my share.
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| For with my eyes, I scan the skies
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| And find my fortune there.
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| A host of priceless dreams unfold
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| In songs that bluebirds sing.
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| The earth, the sea belong to me Im richer than a king.
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| To add to things that money cannot buy,
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| An echo brings this very soft reply:
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| Yes! | 
| We have no bananas!
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| We have no bananas today!
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| Weve string beans and onions,
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| Cabrillas and scallions,
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| And all kinds of fruit and ****.
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| We have an old-fashioned tomato;
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| Long Island potato;
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| But, yes! | 
| We have no bananas!
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| We have no bananas today!
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| Yes, we no-nje gotta de bananos.
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| We no-nje gotta-da banano today, but one-a menoots!
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| We gotta new kinda garlic
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| When-a use-a dees garlic,
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| It-a meka you stand apart-a from-a you friends.
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| We gotta 64,000 watermelone!
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| We don’t-a sell any, but the guy we buyem from
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| Mama mia! | 
| Does he sell a watermelone!
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| But-a yes! | 
| We no-nje gotta the bananas. | 
| Hey, why you-on?
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| We no-nje gotta de bananos today!
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| Yes! | 
| Ah, we have no bananas!
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| What’s that? | 
| An half a banana?
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| Now what good is a banana split? | 
| Uh-huh-huh-huh!
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| We have a muttons, and buttons,
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| And kippers with zippers,
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| And pounds of devaluated pounds
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| Banana: S T I N K !
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| They aint no stinkin bananas!
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| Precisely! | 
| They aint no stinking bananas!
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| Yes! | 
| Ah, we have no bananas!
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| Pip pip, cheerio, and *******! | 
| Uh-huh-huh-huh!
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| Yes, we aint got bananas.
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| We aint got bananas today.
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| We got pickles and crocks;
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| We got bagels and locks;
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| A bagel that’s-a done-a dipped in cement.
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| We got delicious knishes and kosher champagne
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| The kosher champagne there’s two cents plain;
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| Pastrami, salami, matzos, and jam.
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| You should pardon the expression: We even got ham!
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| But yes, we aint got bananas.
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| We aint got bananas today. |