Testo L-Y - Tom Lehrer

L-Y

You’re wearing your squeaky shoes
And right there taking a snooze
Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by?
Silently … silently … silent … L-Y
You’re a secret agent man
Who’s after the secret plan
How do you act so they don’t know you’re as spy?
Normally … normally … normal … L-Y
At an eating contest you boast
That you can eat the most
How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie?
Eagerly … eagerly … eager … L-Y
On the lake your boat upset
And your clothes got soaking wet
How do you stand and wait for them to dry?
D-d-d-d-d patiently … d-d-d-d-d patiently … patient … L-Y
In the public library
You fall and you hurt your knee
But the sign says «quiet please,"so how can you cry?
Quietly … quietly … quiet … L-Y
As you walk along the street
A porcupine you meet
How do you shake his hand when he says hi?
Carefully … carefully … careful … L-Y
You enter a very dark room
And sitting there in the gloom
Is Dracula! Now how do you say goodbye?
Immediately … immediately … immediate … L-Y
Bye Bye!