Testi Miss Elaine E.S. Jones - Engelbert Humperdinck

Miss Elaine E.S. Jones

Miss Elaine E.S. Jones\nIs quite famous for the property she owns\nBut the property she owns is the property of Jones\nAnd the innocent bystanders\nHow they rush with gifts to hand her\nJust to get a little candour off her bones\nMiss Elaine E. S. Jones\nThe recipient of many sticks and stones\nDumped by ladies of the town\nHow they try to put it down\nBut she just walks by grinning\n'Cos she’s on that side that’s winning\nIt’s by popular opinion I suppose\nOh she’s a high stepping lady\nIt’s clear to anyone who knows her name\nIt’s never Yes, just a Maybe\nIt’s for sure you’re gonna love her\nIf you judge her by the cover\nBut stay aware or from as due\nShe’s just isn’t worth the price you’re gonna pay\nShe is heartless\nShe is cruel\nAnd she’ll make a fool of you\nIf there’s tenderness beneath her\nIt’s too far out of reach Sir\nYou’ll discover like the others no one owns\nMiss Elaine E. S. Jones