| I’ve got a girl in a box |
| Keep her under my bed, it sure must get hot in the summertime |
| I get her out when there’s nothing else to do |
| When there’s nothing on TV, when I can’t see you |
| Wife don’t mind if I give her a child |
| My wife don’t mind, she thinks it’s pretty wild |
| I’ve got this girl in a box, I got a girl in a box |
| I’ll keep her 'till the day |
| I’ll keep her 'till the day |
| I’ll keep her 'till the day that I die |
| And I hope I die in the nighttime |
| With my TV on and a beer in my hand and you by my side |
| I got a girl in a box |
| We play games, I’m anything I’m not |
| But I wanna' be, yeah, I wanna be |
| She’ll be a slut, or a dirty little whore |
| Or the girl next door or my bride instead |
| Or I’ll cut off her head |
| If I want to, yeah, I want to |
| I’ll keep her 'till the day |
| I’ll keep her 'till the day |
| I’ll keep her 'till the day that I die |
| I’ve got a girl in a box |
| I’ve got a girl in a box |