| I GOT DRUNK AT BOARD GAME NIGHT |
| WHEN EVERYONE WAS SOBER |
| I WONT GO SO HARD NEXT TIME |
| OR AT LEAST USE A COASTER |
| DO NOT PASS GO OR TAKE $ 200 |
| I CALLED OUT OF WORK AND LIED ABOUT IT TO MY BOSS |
| VIDEO GAMES ARE A TERRIBLE REASON |
| TO TAKE THE DAY OFF |
| BUT ALL PROGRESS NOT SAVED WILL BE LOST |
| CUZ I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AGAIN |
| I DON’T HAVE THAT MANY FRIENDS LEFT |
| RIGHT? |
| AND WHY AM I KIND? I’M A COWARD IN DISGUISE |
| WHY DO I TRY TO IMPRESS PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE? |
| WHY DO I CRITICIZE YOUR SHINE? |
| ITS BECAUSE IM NOT THAT BRIGHT |
| AND WHY IS IT NECESSARY FOR MY THERAPIST |
| TO THINK I’M FUNNY? |
| WHY WHEN I HAVE I BAD DAY I TREAT |
| EVERYBODY SHITTY? |
| AND WHY DON’T I LEARN MY LESSON |
| TILL I’VE RUINED EVERYTHING |
| AND WHY AM I NOT MORE WISE? |
| I’VE MADE EVERY KIND OF MISTAKE |
| SHOULD KNOW BETTER THIS TIME |
| I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AGAIN |
| I DONT HAVE THAT MANY FRIENDS LEFT |
| CUZ I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AGAIN |
| ON MY BULLSHIT AGAIN |