| Lookey here
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| Better hurry up and check it out
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| Lookey here, lookey here
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| Your steak ain’t no hipper than my porkchop
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| Your Cadillac ain’t no hipper than my bus stop
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| Your champagne ain’t no hipper than my soda pop
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| Lookey here, I’m ready to take care of business
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| Have no fear, I’m already here
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| I’ll Tell you now (I'm qualified)
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| You know that I’m qualified
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| (You know that I’m qualified)
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| Your top hat ain’t no better than my ginger brown
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| And your sharkskin ain’t no badder than my Levis jean
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| The money you got, it ain’t no better than a higher spending man’s
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| All I’ve got is a little bit of common sense
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| I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
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| I’ll tell you now (I'm qualified)
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| You know that I’m qualified
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| (You know that I’m qualiied)
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| You may find me in a project slum
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| Be hanging out with all the skid row bums
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| I may be sick and I may seem dumb
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| That don’t mean you know where I’m coming from
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| Look out kid
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| Just make a little room
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| Your social life ain’t no better than my hot dog stand
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| Your edu-ma-cation ain’t no hipper than what you understand
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| Your woman next door, she ain’t no hipper than a hot loving band
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| I got the power to control
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| I can see clean through your blindfold
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| And I want to tell you now (I'm qualified)
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| You know that I’m qualified
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| (You know that I’m qualiied)
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| (Fadeout)
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| Look at me, I’m filling up in class
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| And you better watch out, I’m stepping up fast
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| Can’t hang a jacket on me, I’ve been hanging out in the projects
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| Hangin' out with all you rednecks
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| You rubbernecks and rejects… |