| Pizza boy |
| Will you deliver me some words of joy |
| I’m sick and tired of all the hate and war |
| And I just need something more |
| Paper boy |
| Will you deliver me some words of joy |
| I’m sick and tired of all the hate and war |
| And I just need something more |
| Postman, please |
| I don’t want bills for my utilities |
| You can keep 'em for another day |
| Or throw them all away |
| I want good news, happy news |
| Monkey-in-a-nappy news |
| A big fat tabby cat |
| Fostering an orphan rat |
| A dog in a wig or a pig on a diet |
| If you can’t give me peace, then give me quiet |
| Politician, oh |
| I don’t care about your manifesto |
| I can live without more thin, disguised |
| Or bare-faced lies today |
| Jehovah’s, hey |
| Would you leave my door alone today |
| I agree the world is in a state |
| But I’m in no mood for debate |
| I don’t need awakening |
| Fixing or straightening |
| I do my own catering |
| Paint-and-decoratoring |
| I don’t need to prove myself to anyone politically |
| And I don’t want to move from gas to electricity |
| I believe |
| It’s just as good to give as to receive |
| But chugger, I’m compassion fatigued |
| And world-wearied right now |
| I don’t need a rock star to tell me what my morals are |
| I doubt you can change things in a Golden Circle drinking Pimm’s |
| I don’t need the Queen of Pop to lecture me and tell me off |
| And I don’t need a guilt trip from the head of Microsoft |
| Parcelforce |
| Bring me a boxset of Inspector Morse |
| I’ll phone for pizza and for garlic bread |
| I’m going back to bed |
| Pizza boy |
| Will you deliver me some words of joy |
| I’m sick and tired of all the hate and war |
| And I just need something more |