Traduzione del testo della canzone Pigmy Pig - Moondog

Pigmy Pig (originale)

Pigmy Pig, how big you are, big as Pigmy Seal
Pigmy Corn, how big you are, big as Pigmy Eel
Pigmy Elk, how big you are, big as Pigmy Bear
Pigmy Yam, how big you are, big as Pigmy Hare
Pigmy Ox, how big you are, big as Pigmy Moose
Pigmy Leek, how big you are, big as Pigmy Goose
Pigmy Squash, how big you are, big as Pigmy Coon
Pigmy Clam, how big you are, big as Pigmy Prune
Pigmy Trout, how big you are, big as Pigmy Quail
Pigmy Nut, how big you are, big as Pigmy Snail
Pigmy Squirl, how big you are, big as Pigmy Beet
Pigmy Grape, how big you are, big as Pigmy Wheat
All you Herbivorians, reapers to adore
If the only food were meat, you would eat no more
All you Carnivorians, butchers to adore
If the only food were plant, you would eat no more
All you Omnivorians, waging total war
If the only food were none, you would eat no more
All the Pigmy Edibles wish you Pigmies well:
«Eat your way to Heaven, or eat your way to Hell!»

Pigmy Pig (traduzione)

Pigmy Pig, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Seal
Mais pigmeo, quanto sei grande, grande come l'anguilla pigmea
Pigmy Elk, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Bear
Pigmy Yam, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Hare
Pigmy Ox, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Moose
Porro Pigmeo, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Goose
Pigmy Squash, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Coon
Pigmy Clam, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Prune
Pigmy Trout, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Quail
Pigmy Nut, quanto sei grande, grande come una lumaca pigmea
Pigmy Squirl, quanto sei grande, grande come Pigmy Beet
Pigmy Grape, quanto sei grande, grande come il grano pigmeo
Tutti voi erbivori, mietitori da adorare
Se l'unico cibo fosse la carne, non ne mangeresti più
Tutti voi carnivori, macellai da adorare
Se l'unico cibo fosse vegetale, non ne mangeresti più
Tutti voi Onnivori, che fate una guerra totale
Se l'unico cibo non fosse nessuno, non ne mangeresti più
Tutti i Pigmy Edibles vi augurano ogni bene Pigmei:
«Mangia la tua strada verso il paradiso o mangia la tua strada verso l'inferno!»