| My granny bot bored sitting at home |
| She wanted to have some action |
| She rode on her bike to the liquer store |
| And whiskey gave satisfaction |
| My GRANNY — went out of her mind |
| GRANNY — she started to terrorize |
| Granny stole a skateboard from |
| A by-passing anthrax fanatic |
| Skated like a hurricane and |
| Spread chaos in the city |
| Granny HERE — granny THERE — granny everywhere |
| Granny HERE — granny THERE — granny everywhere |
| Run for cover granny is coming |
| Granny is coming for you |
| Granny is here to spread some fear |
| Granny is so cruel |
| Empty streets, children scream |
| Granny — she´s the beast |
| Granny HERE — granny THERE — granny everywhere |
| Come on granny let´s go home |
| Let´s bake those lovely bisquits |
| Hey granny calm down |
| There´s Dallas on TV |
| Stop that don´t bite that dog |
| You might get hydrophobia |
| Don´t break that window |
| Don´t hit that fucking wino |
| At last she got tired |
| She needs her daily sleep |
| 75 years behind |
| But still she made some action |
| All´s well again granny´s at home |