| Take the blood out of an alligator, heh |
| Take the left eye out a fish, heh-heh |
| Take the skin off of a frog, heh-heh |
| Heh, and mix it all up in a dish |
| Add a cup of green swamp water |
| And then count from one to nine |
| Spill over your left shoulder |
| You got alligator wine |
| Alligator wine, ha-ha, ha-ha |
| Your porcupine, ha |
| It’s gonna make you mine |
| Oh yeah! It’s gonna make you mine |
| It’ll make your head bald, baby |
| I say, it’ll make your toes freeze |
| It’ll turn your blood turn into steam (FSHHH!) |
| It’ll make you cough and sneeze |
| You gotta scream like an eagle |
| You gotta roar like a mountain lion |
| When you get finished drinkin' |
| Good old alligator wine |
| Alligator wine |
| Your porcupine |
| It’s gonna make you mine |
| Meet me at the stroke of midnight |
| By the swamp down in the wood |
| I’m gonna make you love me, baby |
| Like you never thought you could |
| You gonna break my magic potion |
| And your bloodshot eye is gonna shine |
| You gonna be scared forever |
| Too much alligator wine |
| Alligator wine |
| Your porcupine |
| It’s gonna make you mine |
| Alligator wine… |