| I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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| No handlebars, no handlebars
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| I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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| No handlebars, no handlebars
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| Look at me, look at me
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| Hands in the air like it’s good to be
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| Alive, and I’m a famous rapper
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| Even when the paths are all crooked-y
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| I can show you how to do-si-do
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| I can show you how to scratch a record
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| I can take apart the remote control
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| And I can almost put it back together
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| I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
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| I can tell you about Leif Ericson
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| I know all the words to «De Colores»
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| And I’m proud to be an American
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| Me and my friends saw a platypus
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| Me and my friend made a comic book
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| And guess how long it took?
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| I can do anything that I want 'cause look—
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| I can keep rhythm with no metronome
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| No metronome, no metronome
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| And I can see your face on the telephone
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| On the telephone, on the telephone
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| Look at me, look at me
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| Just called to say that it’s good to be
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| Alive, in such a small world
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| I’m all curled up with a book to read
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| I can make money, open up a thrift store
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| I can make a living off a magazine
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| I can design an engine sixty-four miles to a gallon of gasoline
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| I can make new antibiotics
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| I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
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| I know how to run a business
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| And I can make you wanna buy a product
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| Movers, shakers, and producers
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| Me and my friends understand the future
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| I see the strings that control the systems
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| I can do anything with no resistance 'cause—
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| I can lead a nation with a microphone
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| With a microphone, with a microphone
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| And I can split the atom of a molecule
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| Of a molecule, of a molecule
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| Look at me, look at me, driving and I won’t stop
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| And it feels so good to be alive and on top
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| My reach is global, my tower secure
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| My cause is noble, my power is pure
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| I can hand out a million vaccinations
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| Or let 'em all die in exasperation
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| Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
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| Or have 'em all killed by assassination
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| I can make anybody go to prison
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| Just because I don’t like 'em
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| And I can do anything with no permission
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| I have it all under my command because—
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| I can guide a missile by satellite
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| By satellite, by satellite
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| And I can hit a target through a telescope
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| Through a telescope, through a telescope
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| And I can end the planet in a holocaust (Ah!)
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| In a holocaust (Ah!)
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| In a holocaust (Ah!)
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| In a holocaust (Ah!)
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| In a holocaust (Ah!)
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| In a holocaust (Ah!)
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| (Ah!)
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| I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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| No handlebars, no handlebars
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| I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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| No handlebars, no handlebars |