| For the first time in my life, I was so in love, |
| (Ha, ha, ha, ha) — Why you laughing at me? |
| I met this girl called Lorraine, she stole, my heart. |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine |
| She was so in love with me, we were gonna get wed, |
| So I bought her lots of things, diamond ring, brand new bed, |
| (A brand new bed?) — Yes a brand new bed! |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| And when I find her, I’m gonna kill her, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine |
| For the first time in my life, I was wrong, |
| Lorraine she was a flipping con, |
| Lorraine she took everything, |
| Even my brand new engagement ring, |
| She took the car and went to town, |
| But now she can no longer be found. |
| Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head, |
| Then we talked the whole thing out, and went straight to bed, |
| (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) |
| But now I’ve found her, don’t want to kill her, |
| But now I’ve found her, don’t want to kill her, |
| But now I’ve found her, don’t want to kill her, |
| But now I’ve found her, don’t want to kill her, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, |
| Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine |