| Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls |
| Bitches and hoe-ass niggaz, the weirdo is back |
| I want e’rybody right now to put yo’blunts up You’re now listenin to Bizarre’s solo album, the «Hannicap Circus» |
| And I’m your boy Young Miles the Future |
| And my man’s about to get it crackin for y’all |
| The band has a new lead singer, everybody stand up Put your motherfuckin hands up for the number one weirdo |
| Bizarre! |
| Heyyy bitch! It’s your nigga with the shower cap |
| Kickin a nasty, dirty filthy rap |
| DETROIT’S ON THE MAP? and D12's back |
| Any nigga pop shit, get his ass smacked (what?) |
| I got two lesbians, full blown AIDS (eww) |
| Twenty bucks, you can get yo’ass laid |
| Welcome to Detroit, where the city is cold |
| Where niggaz ride on potholes and fuck up they 24's |
| Come to where niggaz drinkin Brew |
| Where Osh Kosh, stays open at two |
| 7 Mile and Stout is where you’ll find me (yeah) |
| Or downtown, where it’s gritty and grimy |
| Detroit, the home of the trick hoes |
| Monte Carlos, smokin gans by the O’s |
| But if you want weed, holla at my man |
| 7 Mile, the home of strawberry gans |
| Detroit is in the house and I thought I let you knowwww |
| We smokin gans and got the greens, by the OOOOO’s |
| This is 3−1-3 and I thought I would let you knowwww |
| Detroit to East side to West side nigga, let’s go! |