| You want me to be funny? | 
| You want me to be funny?
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| Hey, I got a request, I got a request though
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| What?
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| Let’s do «Don's Bong Is Gone»
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| Don’s… Bong…
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| Please, just once
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| You guys can’t do it
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| Come on, Dong’s--Don's Bong Is Gone, let’s do it
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| You gotta let the vocal part start, and then you guys build up then you slowly
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| fade out, okay? | 
| It’s easy to do. | 
| Silence
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| Then the vocals start, okay? | 
| Then Derks starts with the vocals, then we sing a
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| little bit together and then slowly… the music works in, yeah
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| …to tell a story that is deeper…
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| Where do I begin
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| To tell a story of a love that never wins
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| I’ve, uh, oh fuck…
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| Where do I start?
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| Where do I begin
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| To tell a story that is deeper than the sea
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| To tell you something of how you… to me
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| How do I start?
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| Where did I go wrong
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| When you began something that was more than a song
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| I thought I knew you when you sucked upon my schlong
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| Where did it go?
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| (Don's bong is gone) Where
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| (Don's bong is gone) Where did you go now that you’ve
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| Oh, you’ve lost it all
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| (Don's bong is gone) When you looked and you turned away, I know
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| (Don's bong is gone) Yes I know, I know, I know
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| That you would never come back to me
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| When you
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| When you looked away
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| (Don's bong is gone) You came
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| (Don's bong is gone) To me
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| (Don's bong is gone)
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| (Don's bong is gone, gone, gone!)
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| I will understand, you will understand
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| You will understand, you will understand
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| You will understand,
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| You will understand, you will understand
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| You will understand, you will understand
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| You will understand, you will understand
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| You will understand, you will understand
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| You will understand, you will understand
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| You
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| What you did to me,
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| (Don's bong is gone) Where do I begin
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| (Don's bong is gone) To tell a story that is deeper than the sea
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| (Don's bong is gone) To tell like me
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| (Don's bong is gone) That’s not my prob… lem
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| Ohhhh!
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| Thank you and goodnight, I hope we passed the audition
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| And you know… fuckin'…shit |