| Dentist
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| Dentist
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| Dentist
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| Dentist
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| Going to the dentist
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| Going to the dentist and it’s gonna suck
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| Sitting in the waiting room
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| Waiting for my turn to sit on the throne of pain
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| While filling out various legal documents
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| All starting to look the same
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| My insurance information and my medical history
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| I don’t know if they want me to
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| Excuse me, did you have any questions about the form?
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| Yes, as a matter of fact I do
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| Do I fill out this part here too
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| Oh, don’t worry about that, we’ll fill that part out. | 
| If you’re ready the
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| doctor will see you now
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| Hello, I’m Dr. Taylor. | 
| How are you today?
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| Fine
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| That’s great! | 
| What we’re gonna do is take a few x-rays then we’ll see what we
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| need to take care of, okay?
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| Sit back regret how it all has come to this
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| I know that I should have been brushing
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| All that plaque was having a party
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| I’ve been dreading this exact moment
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| Open wide, the fun begins now she’s
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| Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth
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| Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth
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| Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth
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| Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth
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| Now I’m feeling
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| Pain, suck, sucking pain, that sucks
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| Poking and prodding and pressing and probing and
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| Pulling all feels utterly violating
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| Suck, pain, painful suck, that hurts
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| Drilling and filling and digging and yanking and
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| Scraping is something I think is unnerving
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| Smooth jazz adds to my misery
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| Easy listening while they are raping my poor teeth (teeth)
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| I lost a fight to tooth decay, tooth extraction
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| Feels like they’re digging out my brains (brains)
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| This is not the oral care I prefer
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| I’ve got a bunch of cavities to fill before another tooth falls out
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| Lie helpless and let them dig out the nerve
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| I need another shot of Novocain to numb it while my teeth get plowed
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| Okay, here’s your free toothbrush and I’ll see you in six months. | 
| Bye |