| What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?
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| You would be like «Man, that’s fuckin' sweet, I can’t believe the world is made
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| of doughnuts.»
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| What if your hands were made of hotpockets?
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| You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.
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| What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
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| What if you peed out of your nose?
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| What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
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| What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world,
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| just like the world you started with?
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| What if another world then ate the world made of doughnuts,
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| making all the doughnut people pissed?
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| What if your face was made of bumblebees?
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| You would be like «Dude, this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of
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| bumblebees.»
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| What if your dad was made of rainbows?
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| You would be like «OMG that’s lame, I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots.»
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| What if your pool was filled with applesauce?
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| What if a hotdog was your tongue?
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| What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three-meat
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| jambalaya?
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| What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at
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| everyone you hate?
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| And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees,
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| ensuring that there would be no escape?
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| What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? |
| You would be
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| like «Awww, look at the puppy dog.
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| Wahh, come here, come here, Awww, whatch’ya doin little guy?
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| Whatch’ya doin? |
| Who’s the puppy dog, you’re the puppy dog, he’s a puppy dog,
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| the puppy doggies!»
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| Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
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| What if your butt was on your chest?
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| What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure
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| sulfuric acid?
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| What if the world was made of other… |