| Well I got a car, ain’t got no gas |
| I got a cheque, but it won’t cash |
| I got a woman, ain’t got no class |
| Well I got a guitar, ain’t got no string |
| I got ten fingers, ain’t got no ring |
| I got a woman, ain’t got a thing |
| Well I got a door, ain’t got no key |
| I got some drums, but ain’t got no beat |
| I got a woman, she ain’t so sweet |
| I got two feet, ain’t got no shoes |
| I got a wagon, ain’t got no mule |
| I got a woman, but she ain’t true |
| Well I got a piano, ain’t got no keys |
| Yes I got a cracker, ain’t got no cheese |
| I got a woman, but she climbs trees |
| Well I got a woman, yeah I got a woman |
| Oh, I got a woman |