| They are proud, however, and they explain to their human visitors
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| who they are and reveal that cats have three different names:
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| the one the family uses daily, the more dignified name and a secret
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| name. |
| It is the cat’s contemplation of the latter that keeps felines
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| in deep thought.
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| ALL (Whispering):
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| The naming of cats is a difficult matter
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| It isn’t just one of your holiday games
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| You may think at first I’m mad as a hatter
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| When I tell you a cat must have three different names
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| First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily
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| Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James
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| Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey
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| All of them are sensible, everyday names
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| But I tell you a cat needs a name that’s particular
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| A name that’s peculiar and more dignified
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| Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular?
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| Or spread out his whiskers or cherish his pride?
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| Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum
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| Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat
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| Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum
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| Names that never belong to more than one cat
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| But above and beyond there’s still one name left over
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| And that is the name that you will never guess
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| The name that no human research can discover
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| But the cat himself knows and will never confess
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| When you notice a cat in profound meditation
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| The reason, I tell you, is always the same
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| His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation
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| Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name
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| His ineffable, effable, effanineffable
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| Deep and inscrutable singular name
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| Name, name, name, name, name, name |