| All pissed up, about to go on |
| And then a stranger strolls into the bar |
| Oh no, he’s turned up again |
| And he’s dressed up like we was a mars bar |
| No one knows him, no one likes him |
| What are we gonna do? |
| One of the lads takes exception |
| And decides that it’s him he’s gonna do |
| He’s a nutter! |
| He’s a nutjob — has he got any brains? (3x) |
| Will we ever see him again? |
| I bet you all remember about that time |
| When Carrot met Nutter on the bus |
| Back in '85, the nutter came alive |
| He found us on a ferry to Holland |
| Picked on the hippies and they ran away |
| But we all stayed and stood |
| The nutter with his bullworker build |
| With his creeps he thought he looked good |
| Next time we saw him we didn’t recognize him |
| But we came across him due to thirst |
| A few beers, back to the gig |
| Appearing out of the blue |
| Telling us his name was monster |
| Swinging rice flails, he thought he was big |
| But in his mind he was just a big kid |