Testo Applause Parody - Bart Baker

Applause Parody

Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and f**ked up.
But then I lost my da** mind, now I am in a bird cage.
I’ve gone completely mad, I’m totally batsh** insane.
I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don’t let your children watch this
it will scare the poor things sh*tless.
I need attention constantly
Same with me!
And me!
And me, Swag!
I’ve covered myself in blood
I’ve worn a meat dress
I’ve even convinced the world I had a penis.
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music.
All the stuff I do is for the fame
like making a whole CD exploiting the gays.
I think I’m god’s gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random sh*t all over my face
I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin' idea how many drugs I am on
(A lot)
I am the definition of egotistic
She’s right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
I’m so conceited and smug I eat my own sh**
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it!
Now you’re all under my spell I am a fame witch!
Gaga you’re amazing, a true genius.
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.
Yes, it’s working.
I’m transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth.
Hey look, isn’t that Madonna?
Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause.
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly.
I was the first attention wh**e.
Now it’s time to end this war!
Look at my magical jugs they’ll set you free.
Stop giving Gaga your love.
Save it for me.
Don’t listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping.
Actually we’ve had enough, you’re getting boring.
The whole world’s sick of you, check this headline.
Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.
Sorry Gaga, you’re through.
No this can’t be!
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me!
Oh no, what’s happening?