| I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian | 
| It really doesn’t matter cause it’s all the same and | 
| Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah | 
| You give me your number, I call you up | 
| Yo, you know who you look like? | 
| (aha ha) | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| (aha ha) | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| (DR) | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| (Yeah, yeah) | 
| Now shorty said I look like Carlos Mencia | 
| Like Carlos Mencia? | 
| Fuck Carlos Mencia | 
| I said take notice, and ma please focus | 
| I look like him, but mixed with George Lopez | 
| Shorty said I look like Mario Lopez | 
| With no lats, and no traps and no pecs | 
| And no abs | 
| Shorty said I look like Cro-mag- | 
| Non man, that’s a cave man | 
| She told me I was racist at the rave, man | 
| Yeah shorty said I look like a Cro-mag too, man | 
| She said I’m half Rasta, half pasta, no Ragu, man | 
| Shorty said I look like Slash with no hat on | 
| She asked if I had a spot where we could get our smash on | 
| Shorty said I look like Devendra Banhart | 
| Shorty said I look like that dude from Japan’s art | 
| You know the dude that did the Kanye album covers | 
| Shorty said I look just like Egyptian Lover | 
| Yeah, we was kicking it | 
| I said «You chillin, ma?» | 
| Shorty said I look like a chubby Jake Gyllenhaal | 
| I said, this ain’t «Brokeback» | 
| And I’m a broke mack | 
| Type so hard, I’m now typing on a broke Mac | 
| Book Air, well girl you look here | 
| I look real fly | 
| And we fly high | 
| I’m like the Latino cop on CSI-I-I | 
| Shorty said I look like the guy | 
| Who did that song «La Bamba» | 
| What was his name? | 
| Ay-carumba! | 
| I don’t even know, shorty wanna do the rumba | 
| I said that was dumb, thu | 
| Wait, shorty said I look like Osama | 
| Plus Obama, minus the drama | 
| Shorty wanna meet my momma | 
| Shorty said I look real calm | 
| And maybe I got good karma | 
| I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian | 
| It really doesn’t matter cause it’s all the same and | 
| Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah | 
| You give me your number, I call you up | 
| Yo, you know who you look like? | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| Shorty said I look like Aditya Pancholi, Chunky Pandey or Deepak Tijori | 
| Maybe John Abraham or Shahrukh Khan | 
| Amitabh Bachchan, Salman Khan | 
| Amir Khan, Kader Khan | 
| Genghis Khan or Irrfan Khan | 
| I just wanna eloheinu all night long | 
| Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ | 
| Jesus Christ | 
| Shorty said I smell like beans and rice | 
| Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ | 
| Yeah, shorty said it twice | 
| Shorty said I was nice | 
| Yeah, shorty bit my ear like Mike Tyse | 
| Shorty said I look like Bob Weisz | 
| Shorty said I look like Swizz Beats but like | 
| Minus the ice | 
| Shorty said I’m nice, yeah shorty said it twice | 
| Shorty said I look like Shaun Bridgmohan | 
| I said maybe I might just look like just Mohan | 
| Broham, or maybe Rohan | 
| Shorty said the ninja that she with ain’t this | 
| And shorty said I act like a gay David Banner on acid | 
| Shorty said I look like I work in a garage | 
| Shorty said I’m Turtle from Entourage | 
| And she looks like Sloan | 
| And when we bone | 
| Shorty don’t say much, shorty just moan | 
| And that’s cause I’m a freak, yo | 
| Shorty said I look like Richard Grieco | 
| Grieco or Greco? | 
| Shorty said I look like Art Deco | 
| Shorty said I look like the gecko from the Geico commercials | 
| Plus the caveman too, she hurt me | 
| She hurt you too, man? | 
| She hurt a lot of fools | 
| Oh my god she did a lot to a lot of fools | 
| Shorty said I look like the dude who cuts her roses | 
| She forgets his name but she supposes it was Moses | 
| Wait, Moises? | 
| Shorty asked why all the boys-es from all those places have such strange names | 
| and faces | 
| I told her das racist | 
| I told her das racist | 
| I told her das racist | 
| I told her das racist | 
| I told her das racist, she likes me cause I’m tasteless | 
| I gave her bracelets and we hit it in her momma’s basement | 
| Adjacent to her gay sister’s dark room | 
| Shorty says I look like a cartoon | 
| Like a dude throwing a harpoon at a whale and shit | 
| I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian | 
| It really doesn’t matter cause it’s all the same and | 
| Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah | 
| You give me your number, I call you up | 
| Yo, you know who you look like? | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| You know who you look like? | 
| Aha, ha | 
| Aha, ha | 
| DR |