| I can make it on the East Side | 
| Make it on the West Side | 
| How you gonna be | 
| When you’re pullin' in my boat? | 
| I can take it up to Fresno | 
| There I know you won’t go | 
| How you gonna be | 
| When you’re down? | 
| You say you are too fat to walk | 
| And I just smile and say can’t stop | 
| If you could hold up to my height | 
| Then we could be just everything | 
| I can eat it in my fat legs | 
| Take it out, it feels great | 
| How you gonna be | 
| When you’re chokin' on a bone? | 
| I can take it up to Fresno | 
| There I know you won’t go | 
| How you gonna be | 
| When you’re down? | 
| You say you are too fat to walk | 
| And I just smile and say can’t stop | 
| If you could hold up to my height | 
| Then we could be just everything | 
| I can make it on the East Side | 
| Make it on the West Side | 
| How you gonna be | 
| When you’re pullin' in my boat? | 
| I can take it up to Fresno | 
| There I know you won’t go | 
| How you gonna be | 
| When you’re down? | 
| You say you are too fat to walk | 
| And I just smile and say can’t stop | 
| If you could hold up to my height | 
| Then we could be just everything | 
| You say you are too fat to walk | 
| And I just smile and say can’t stop | 
| If you could hold up to my height | 
| Then we could be just everything | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, you’re too fat | 
| You’re too fat, too fat, too… |