| La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
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| La-la-la-la-la
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| Ah, I tell you where it’s from — Africa
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| That’s from where Ebola comes — West Side
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| It hides in the suitcase
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| Two days later it lands in the USA
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| I get it from my girlfriend and give it to my dad
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| I catch it on the subway and leave it in the cab
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| I eat it at Subway, drink it at Starbucks
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| Ebola’s everywhere and I give no fucks
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| They scared — it’s bad
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| Ebola’s gonna kill us all dead
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| They mad — how’d this happen?
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| Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it
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| I’m sorry but I have it and you have it or you’ll get it
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| So forget it, don’t sweat it, just let it be
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| I’m telling you Ebola’s not the Enemy, listen!
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| I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| And you have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| And we have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Everybody has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Selena has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Justin has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Taylor has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Jesus has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Ebola!
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| Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebola
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| Every city in America is getting it now, just go with it, bruh
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| Airports, check if he’s black
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| He could have Ebola so send him back
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| In fact keep a eye on the Black Eyed Peas
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| Mostly «Black» and «Guy», don’t worry about Peas
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| And the Cosbys could have Ebola, also Oprah
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| Let’s just close up Detroit 'til this crisis is contained
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| Don’t let the Obamas on the plane 'cause
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| They black, they could have Ebola
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| Might as well also watch for Arabs
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| If they have a brown face
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| We’ll keep 'em safe in Guantanamo Bay
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| I’m sorry, everybody, for the drama
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| But we’re gonna get Ebola if we let black people in
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| Ebola’s not a country in Africa
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| It’s the whole continent
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| I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Obama has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Kanye has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Will Smith has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| 2Pac has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Steve Harvey has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Magic Johnson has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la and AIDS
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| Diddy and Biggie and Jay-Z and Nas have Ebola
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| Stephanie DJ & Kimmy Gibbler have Ebola
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| Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebola
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| Every city in America is getting it now, just go with the flow
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| You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Your mom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Your uncle Tom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Ariana has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Ben Affleck has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Matt Damon has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| He got it from Ben Affleck — La-la-la-la-la
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| The Kardashians have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
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| Ebola! |
| (La-la-la-la-la)
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| I have some Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
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| We all have Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
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| We need some Ricola (La-la-la-la-la)
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| And some Pepsi Cola (La-la-la-la-la)
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| Tommy has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
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| Billy has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
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| Jason has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
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| Trini has Ebola — oh, wait, no, she died years ago |