| Yeah, uh uh, you know what it do
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Yeah, uh uh, you know what it do
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do
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| Everybody there fuck kangaroo
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| Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country
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| Ladies there, shave not, down under
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| Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away
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| So Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| They talk like, hello, g’day, mate
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| I’m so much smarter than people in the United States
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| Let’s start a party, throw some shrimp on the barbie
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| Oh, poppycock, now I must use the potty
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| Have we ever told you all about how me shite country got started
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| To help you understand why we’re all half-retarded
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| We got dropped off, on a boat from England
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| See, we’re a bunch of criminals, it’s in our DNA, friend!
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| The black people here, are Aborigines
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| They didn’t know they’re black, 'till they got a 50 Cent CD
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| We celebrate summertime sometime around February
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| We freed the Aborigines sometime around 2003
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| Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do
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| Everybody there fuck kangaroo
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| Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country
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| Ladies there, shave not, down under
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| Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away
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| So fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| They got a neighbor, and his name is New Zealand
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| Nobody cares about them, they’re Canadian
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| They got some Indians, Aboriginals
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| They live in tents, with no pants on, tou can see their balls
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| I hope Steven falls, into a pile of stingrays
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| And he could take Dundee with him, 'cause that sucker be gay
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| But I guess it don’t matter 'bout Australia’s gay shit
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| When it’s gettin' taken over by the fuckin' Asians
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| Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do
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| Everybody there fuck kangaroo
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| Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country
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| Ladies there, shave not, down under
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| Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away
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| So fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| I stay as far way as I could from you
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| 'Cause them koalas will attack, koala bears remote-controlled by Jews
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| And when I’m droppin' Huxtables at the pool
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| I got me a handfuls of Aussie conditionin' shampoo
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| And I’m thinkin' 'bout skeetin' on Natalie, cover Kylie with goo
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| Nicole kiddin' me, sayin' that the carpet matches the drapes
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| And Mel Gibson dunno shit about punching fucking tricks in the taint
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| Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do
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| (This racist song only shows how ignorant Americans are)
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| Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do
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| (Whatever, man, at least Hitler ain’t from Amurrica)
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| Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away
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| So fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do
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| Everybody there fuck kangaroo
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| Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country
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| Ladies there shave not down under
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| Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away
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| So fuck Australia, fuck Australia
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| Fuck Australia, fuck Australia |