Testi Oscar the Incel - Rucka Rucka Ali

Oscar the Incel - Rucka Rucka Ali
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Data di rilascio: 26.10.2022
Limiti di età: 18+
Linguaggio delle canzoni: inglese

Oscar the Incel

Hey man, can I get two bucks
I live in the trash, you down?
I’ll get Snuffleupagus
(To blow you, baby)
Welcome to the street where Muppet bitches got they hand out
Rosita only feed her taco til your money ran out
Zoe gave a blowie to a man with a Millennio
Don’t bother with a monster 'cause the way my life panned out
Julia got an OnlyFans, when she turned 18
Can’t get up in her snatch, I ain’t got no green
Fuck these dolls, ain’t got no girl for me
I thought of going gay, like Bert and Ernie (Oh, baby)
Never met a thot that was even worth a diddle
Never had a friend, they would sell me for a tittle
Girls don’t wanna fuck me unless I’m drivin me a little
Lex, Durango, or a Grand Trizzle
And all I got is a Sprocket
With no spot to park it (Oh no…)
I’m just a green small drop of jock itch
It’s cool, I don’t even want a bitch
Never hang with Elmo, no
Never smoke crack with Grover
I just wanna chill alone
In my trash bin (In the trash, in the trash)
Never gonna eff no hoes
Never have a crew, fuck nos
Everyone out there is gross
Man, I’m grouchy (So yacky, so yacky, so yacky)
No bitch for me
«Get away from me, you stupid girls!»
No friends for me
«Go away, faggots!»
Now just so you get your facts right
Women gaslight, Telly lost his cash right?
Kermit tried it with Ms. Piggy, she a fat swine
Drained his ass and left with his last dime (Clean your room, bucko)
Big Bird thought he’ll try his shot with the ladies
Prairie Dawn fucked him 'cause he pay for her Mercedes
That’s the kind of shit we ain’t teaching to these babies
Let me educate you little suckas before it’s too late
A is for All you bitches
Want my green, and my riches
Status chasing, ratchet witches
Count should make you make sandwiches
Never hang with Elmo, no
Never smoke crack with Grover
I just wanna chill alone
In my trash bin (In the trash, in the trash)
Never gonna eff no hoes
Never have a crew, fuck nos
Everyone out there is gross
Man, I’m grouchy (So yacky, so yacky, so yacky)
Hey man, can I get two bucks
I live in the trash, you down?
I’ll get Snuffleupagus
To blow you
Never gettin' laid in life (Nope)
I’ll be always gay and die (Yep)
And be violated by some Kurd dude
(Nine O’Leven)

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