| We were supposed to be just friends |
| You don’t live in my part of town but maybe I’ll see you out some weekend |
| Depending on what kind of mood and situation-ship I’m in |
| And what’s in my system |
| I think there’s been a glitch, ah-yeah |
| Five seconds later I’m fastening myself to you with a stitch, ah-yeah |
| And I’m not even sorry |
| Nights are so starry |
| Blood moonlit |
| It must be counterfeit |
| I think there’s been a glitch, ah-yeah |
| I was supposed to sweat you out |
| In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else’s playground |
| But it’s been 2,190 days of our love blackout |
| (Our love is blacking out) |
| The system’s breaking down |
| (The system’s breaking down) |
| I think there’s been a glitch, ah-yeah |
| Five seconds later I’m fastening myself to you with a stitch, ah-yeah |
| And I’m not even sorry |
| Nights are so starry |
| Blood moonlit |
| It must be counterfeit |
| I think there’s been a glitch, ah-yeah |
| A brief interruption |
| A slight malfunction |
| I’d go back to wanting |
| Dudes who give nothing |
| I thought we had no chance |
| And that’s romance |
| Let’s dance |
| Glitch, ah-yeah |
| Five seconds later I’m fastening myself to you with a stitch, ah-yeah |
| And I’m not even sorry |
| Nights are so starry |
| Blood moonlit |
| It must be counterfeit |
| I think there’s been a glitch |